Friday, July 21, 2006

Let's Party!


The end of another relatively slow sports week...moving ever closer to Cowboys training camp! It won't come a minute too soon...
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The Rangers' quick visit to Boston doesn't go quite as planned.

The final stop on Texas' 11-game road trip is in Chicago for
3 with the White Sox.

Some good news for the Rangers' pitching staff with the imminent return of Adam Eaton.
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Barry Bonds escapes indictment, for the time being.
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John Gibbons and Shea HIllenbrand almost made it to the octogon.
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Tiger poised for a big weekend at Royal Liverpool.
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Danica Patrick (who is not hot, by the way) is close to a deal to stay in IRL.
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Johnny Damon upset over demeaning bibs.
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Can't a sister make some extra cash?
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For all you chubby chasers...
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For the rest of us...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st

Mr Miagi's Biaich said...

I'd rather perform hari-kari then be a chubby chaser.........

Anonymous said...

Big girls need love too. I bet she gives great helmet.

Mr Miagi's Biaich said...

I'd rather not risk her mistaking a part of me for pastry.....

Anonymous said...

whos the hot?

Jay Clendenin said...

danica IS HOT damnit.

Mr Miagi's Biaich said...

Danica is not hot....if she weren't an athlete in a male dominated sport, she wouldn't be seen that way.

She's mildly cute, at best...

Anonymous said...

fupa

Anonymous said...

Ty? You are one sick puppy

MrSimic said...

Anyone else see Danica's enormous ass at the ESPYs? She was presenting some damn thing and turned around and wagged it for the cameras--giving us all a good look at the stunning width of the thing.

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... Danica!

Big Anthony said...

Hey Ty you and all who do not think that Danica is hot is GAY GAY GAY. Danica is one of the hottest POA in sports now

Anonymous said...

Sorry dude, but you're obviously confusing cute with hot. Danica is cute, but definitely not hot.

Mulv said...

cute, hot, not hot...doesn't matter. you all would. and that is all that counts.

Jay Clendenin said...

well put mulv. well put.

Mr Miagi's Biaich said...

I'd rather do one of John Force's daughters....

Anonymous said...

Another Drop question:

What's the genesis/context of the

"Did it work, yes or know!!!" anger management promo?

Anonymous said...

http://www.motori-online.it/gallerie_macchine/images/danica-patrick-copertinap.jpg

She could drive my stick shift anytime.

/innuendo>