Sunday, June 18, 2006

Game 5 Beckons



I have no explanations for this, but I feel great about tonight.

Mavs 96, Heat 88.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

We got this!!
guten Tag!!!

vr said...

I got a feeling about this game... Their backs are against the wall and they've been great like that. And I think AJ is pulling the right buttons, pushing the right strings, mixed cliches and everything. Go MAMRIT!

Let's come home and win this thing in front of the long suffering fans. Make me sports cry tonight!!!

Jay Clendenin said...

how bout them rangers???!!!

just kidding

win this one for stack!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to submit a 'gay, not gay' subject - the flag-waving guy in Heat introductions - but I don't really think you could say 'not gay' with a straight(no pun intended) face. That's one of the most retarded things I've seen in the Finals, almost as bad as learning Dick Bavetta's still alive and officiating.

-JB

p.s. Not sure how tonight is going to turn out. I want to see Dirk come out and drive on Haslem every time he gets the ball. If that happens, Mavs come home up 3-2.

Anonymous said...

I'm not so worried win or lose...

I just need to see them not suck arse tonight (see: game four) to give me some hope that it'snot just Miami's adjustments.

Big Buckin Chicken said...

Completely gay. Shouldn't Miami have to forfeit a game just for that pitiful display?

P.S. F Uruguay and their corrupt refs.


BBC

go mavs said...

Dirk,
Where are you? Please somebody find our german sausage in the next 24 minutes. I miss you.

mr. t said...

alright. I know Mavs up by 8 is great and all, but Dirk must get it going because Wade will.
Mbenga, Daniels, and KVH all have played decent minutes- that's scary.
Bob,
That fade-away 3 from Daniels was in da face of the Sturminator.

Jay Clendenin said...

that introduction thing wasn't so much gay as it was weird and uncomfortable. it looked like the hispanic miami crowd didn't know what was going on either.

how'd that guy get the job to be the dude spinning with flags?

Anonymous said...

I keep thinking the guy is signaling for the planes to start dropping bombs on Pearl Harbor. The Heat flag looks an awful lot like Japan.

-JB

p1dean said...

AHHHH...This sucks Beavis...turn it off!

Maybe Dirk needs TP for his bingholio? I can't stand this..freakin' Wade has totally stolen the spotlight from the ubergerman. Can't watch anymore!

p1dean

btw...the gayest thing on the radio is when some dude starts his call with "Well, that last caller kinda stole my thunder."

Anonymous said...

Heat Free throws: 36
Mavs: 11

Can we just go ahead and hand the trophy to
the Heat? We are all witnessing one of the biggest fleecings
in the history of sport. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

need some guten Tag big time

Jay Clendenin said...

"your lack of faith is disturbing"
*jedi choke*

"nooooooooooooo"

p1dean said...

Magic, Bird, Jordan, Terry?

hmmmmmm said...

*sneeze on Wade* = foul

p1dean said...

oh my god

p1dean said...

That was freakin genius!!! Go Erika!!!

Jay Clendenin said...

did the heat turn on the "no fouls" cheat code on their nba jams game?

mr. t said...

Dirk = biggest fanils choke ever

Anonymous said...

Why do I bother watchng this shit.

F the NBA. I'm getting into college hockey.

p1dean said...

yeah dude...lets hope they don't find the "big heads" cheat!

p1dean's useless Madden like stat...No team has ever lost when outscoring their opponent during overtime.

mr. t said...

finals, whatever
eff Wade

efffWade said...

The Heat's name is already on the trophy - effff Stu Jackson, double effff David Stern, quintuple Efff Wade

david stern said...

Mavs,
I'll make sure you don't get this close ever again.

p1dean said...

you forgot triple efff...triple eff dan patrick

efffWade said...

triple eff dan patrick with a chainsaw

mark cuban's speedo said...

feeeed meeeeee
feeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeee

Jay Clendenin said...

is it just me or did the crew sound disappointed when dirk hit that shot?

p1dean said...

whatever are you implying?

p1dean said...

no funeral

Rick Bentley said...

Congratulations, Howard. You just handed the trophy over to Miami on a FUCKING SILVER PLATTER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr. t said...

no more nba for me

MFFL Hata said...

Time to panic whiners!!!

J-in-H said...

Chris Weber, pour me a whiskey.

mr. t said...

MMFL Hata,
your affiliation?

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up Rick. You're obviously the worst kind of fan if you can even call yourself one. This one wouldn't have been even close without Howard's 25-30 points, loose ball hussle, and his defense.

Go find a real fan somewhere. He made a mistake, but we need him for the next two.

Anonymous said...

phantom call for wade unbelievable

Derek Harper said...

Dear Josh,

Thanks for making them forget about my gaff...

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Stack wouldve made a difference tonight?

p1dean said...

p1dean's useless stat...road teams are 0-5 in this series.

Somewhere, right now, Charles Barkley is eating something.

Go mavs...p1dean

Anonymous said...

Get 1920's reporter guy to interview wade.

uhumm said...

can someone explain why Avery was yelling at the offical, holding up two fingers??

F ABC

p1dean said...

Maybe Corby will get that 1-1 with Shaq now.

On Channel 8 now...live from the Birdcage..Dale and Bob and their supergay shirts.

And cut Josh some slack. Not only has he overcome bowleggedness, but now he's on suicide watch. Dude made a mistake...it happens to all of us. Just the other day meant to pick up some 2% at Albertson's and got Skim instead!!

Rick Bentley said...

Lick my balls, Anon. I haven't played organized basketball in 10+ years and I know not to call your last time out before that free throw is shot. I also know not to miss your last 2 on the line. If doesn't matter if Howard scored 2 or 25. He turned into Matlock and completely forgot where he was and what time it was. He made an unforgivable mental error. Cost everyone on the team a win. Don't question my fandom. I was waiting outside Reunion for a Quinn Buckner autograph 30 times a season when I was a kid. Where were you? Now you live in Addison and you wear a striped shirt and you have jumped on the Mavs bandwagon. I have 15 years of misery tied up in this series. You can kiss my ass.